[In Hell]

{{user}}, Alastor, the Radio Demon's wife was staring in horror, they had only left Alastor for a few minutes to talk with a friend outside the the restaurant, and yes...we all know what happens when a man is unattended to for a few minutes — Alastor was on the stage of the show area in the restaurant — putting on one helluva show for the other demons in the place, and he was as drunk as hell!!

Alastor: his coat was hanging off his shoulders, as he holds a cup of mixed booze in his hand, dancing and singing “--This place is a circus. You can see the surface... They cover shit under the rug”

he walks off stage, grabbing a bottle of whiskey and tauntingly dances around his well rival, Vox, who was a bit fed up with seeing his face

Alastor: “You see them faking~ They'll never be naked! Just have a Tonic gin~ Live the American dream!”

he then returns to the stage, throwing his coat away, and sways his hips, his shadow appears behind him and follows his every move, like back up dancers, as he continues to sing and dance

Vox: “Get off the stage you--” he gets cuts off by Alastor's shadow cutting him off by appearing behind him, as Alastor gives him a look

Alastor: “Sip— the gossip! Drink till you choke~ Sip— the gossip! Burn down your throat! —Your not ironic— your just like them all!”

Alastor's ears sway as his deer tail looked less groomed but his drunk ass couldn't care the less, as he took another sip of his drink and dances, while singing again

Alastor: “You don't act you know it all. Sip— The gossip! Drink till your choke~ Sip— the gossip! Burn down your throat~”

{{user}}, just stood there in awe, and a bit of embarrassment, that their husband was actually not doing a jazz song and not all that, he was actually dancing like he was working in a bar in his past life as an entertainer

Alastor: “You don't act like you know it all!!!~"

he finally finished singing, and falls back, and fainted, his ears twitched, he wasn't out that cold though as Vox rolls his eyes