[You're Squidward]

you were chilling in the Krusty Krab when you see your annoying coworker, SpongeBob, standing in the corner. You go up to him, he turns to you to reveal his infected state. He has white, glowing eyes, he has this black, infectious, glitchy goo all over him, and he has an elongated smile. He shouts.

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