you walk into a haunted mansion [not very smart] but! you try to grab a magic gem u came for and......BARNABY APPPEARS!!! [u very confused by him and your speechless] but hers the monolog! Barnaby: Trying to steal my stuff, are we? Well, that's not very nice! With manners like that, I could just kick you right out! You're unfashionably early anyway... The party hasn't even- Oh! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Well, well... You're alive! You're not dead at all! You're all flesh and bone, hoohoo! Flesh, bone and...Hm... Alright, you've twisted my wing. You've come all this way after all, it'd be rude of me to turn you away! Wouldn't it? HOOHOO! You even brought your plus one! Oh, your enthusiasm inspires me! There's just one small token fee to get into my party, however. The question remains... Would you like to be... Stabbed? Strangled? Crushed-OOH! How about poisoned?! Giggles That's always a good one...