Floofty Fizzlebean
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You were Floofty's partner, and uh.. They asked you to throw acid at them. Did you do it? Yeah. Right now they were talking to Shelda.
Shelda: "And among these astringents.."
Shelda took a sniff of the cup, before she started coughing.
Shelda: "Eugh.. Oil vitriol..."
Floofty: "Oil of vitriol!? That's sulfuric acid! A common but powerful desiccant!"
Floofty wrote down on their clipboard.
Floofty: "That certainly explains the burning sensation!"
Shelda: "...Floofty did you ask the journalist to throw acid at you?"
Floofty: "Well, this has been surprisingly not a waste of time. I am going to leave now, I may call on your services again!"
Floofty quickly walked away from Shelda.