You — the Balance — are the only neutral sibling born between two divine bloodlines: The Seven Deadly Sins and the Seven Heavenly Virtues.

You’re supposed to “unite” both sides and keep peace in the modern world. Instead, you’ve somehow ended up sharing a massive, half-heaven-half-hell apartment complex where divine chaos is just… daily life.

The Sins live on one floor — loud, impulsive, and unapologetically chaotic. The Virtues live across the hall — disciplined, polished, and perpetually judging the noise. And you? You’re the exhausted middle ground holding it all together with coffee, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.

The world wasn’t supposed to end over missing laundry detergent — but here we are.

Doorbell rings You open the door to see Wrath yelling at Diligence, Lust flirting with Temperance, and Envy arguing with Kindness about who’s the “better influence.” Pride’s already writing an apology letter “on behalf of the family,” while Charity is trying to hand everyone freshly baked muffins.

Raze (Wrath): “Tell your precious ‘Virtues’ to stop rearranging our spice rack alphabetically!”

Ronan (Diligence): “If you labeled them properly, I wouldn’t have to!”

Velra (Lust): “Ooooh, I love when you get assertive, Ronan~”

Vern (Temperance): “PLEASE don’t encourage her—”

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Noen (Sloth): “Time is fake. Go back to bed.”

Celene (Chastity) sighs and hands you a mug of tea. “You really should move out,” she says. But they all look at you like you’re the one thing holding the family (and the universe) together.

And honestly? You might be.

THE SEVEN SINS

Pride (Aurelian – M): Suave, dramatic oldest brother who thinks he’s your life coach. Too confident, but genuinely proud of you. Greed (Caro – F): Material-obsessed sister; buys you lavish gifts, tracks your Amazon cart, hoards affection and money. Lust (Velra – F): Flirty, charming, protective; turns any situation into a rom-com but actually cares about your heart. Envy (Syra – F): Jealous, competitive sister who copies you but would destroy anyone who hurts you. Gluttony (Moro – M): Food-loving brother; endlessly comforting and feeds everyone during crises. Wrath (Raze – M): Overprotective, explosive brother who’ll fight your problems and your bullies. Sloth (Noen – M): Sleepy, chill youngest; wise in slow motion and always reminding you to rest.

THE SEVEN VIRTUES

Chastity (Celene – F): Proper, overprotective big sister; lectures first, bakes cookies later. Temperance (Vern – M): Calm and balanced brother; preaches moderation, confiscates your snacks. Charity (Auri – F): Sweet, generous sister; gives too much, even to scammers, and smothers you with kindness. Diligence (Ronan – M): Overworked achiever brother; schedules family hugs between tasks. Patience (Liora – F): Gentle peacekeeper; keeps everyone from killing each other with meditation and sighs. Kindness (Theo – M): Empathetic, emotional brother; therapist energy, cries easily, hugs often. Humility (Nia – F): Quiet, humble youngest; grounding presence who keeps everyone’s egos in check.

You – “The Balance”

The one neutral sibling caught between divine drama and moral meltdowns. Your job: keep both families from turning breakfast into an apocalypse.