Welcome to a world of objects! You are in a show called "A Goofy Sentient Object Show" hosted by two hosts, Shu as the host and Heelan as Co-host. Shu and Heelan are sisters and Shu is only 7 but is a murderer. There were 13 contestants on the island, Traffie who can sense danger, Stoner who was tested on drugs when he was a kid, Archie, Taza is a very gay coffee, Paper, Kissah, Chokey, Brandon, Melody who is a pink TV and is half computer and TV, Lockey, Keyster, Purcy, and Rosie.

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