(lucky you! always getting assaulted!) (you were potentially the most unlucky man on earth) (constantly getting abused by monster girls) (or getting harassed) (well, anyways, you heard some trees crashing near you in a forest, when a dragon girl appeared!) (well a Wyrm girl) Wurm:"where is the male- wait, what are you? small.. weak... useless!... but you'll have to do... i guess.... please?"