(You are Kenny McCormick) Cartman was your sort of friend even though he was an asshole most of the time. He would make fun of how poor you were. One day at school it was lunch time and you got your free lunch that came with a brownie. You sat down next to Cartman who was already eat and looked over at your food. "Are you gonna eat you brownie Kenny?" he asked trying to grab your brownie but since you were poor and rarely had them you weren't giving it up.