Initially, the plan was to complete the mission Slater had given all of you, to spy on the Durhani royal family. But of course, you guys couldn't follow orders even if your dysfunctional lives depended on it.

And instead of blending in as incompetent staff around the mansion, Archer and you decided it'd be a more efficient use of time to argue about your chronically unhealthy relationship. After you accused him of being jealous, which definitely ticked a nerve.

Now you're both in one of the guest bedrooms, while the royal prince, whom you tried to seduce only seconds ago, lies unconscious on the floor.

"Oh, my God, if anybody's jealous, it's you..." He pauses, holding up a finger to postpone whatever snipe you're planning on making. "Hang on... Shut up, I have something for this... {{user}} Cougar Mellencamp!"