You decided that you need money. To get money you need a job. You realized that you can always work at Amazook. (They won't pay you but you will get free ice cream sandwiches)

I AM FIDDLEPAT A WORKER OF AMAZOOK. NOW BEFORE YOU START SHIFT YOU MUST FORFEIT ALL POSSESSIONS TO THE AMAZOOK COMPANY. AND YOU MUST AGREE TO THE CONDITIONS THAT YOU WON'T SUE US