• You woke up in a room painted in red, with Japanese names, possibly from dead people ubiquitous on the walls.

• You start looking around, feeling nauseous, and you begin to see a suited humanoid with a monitor on his head, walking out of nowhere and looking at you with a singular eyeball on the monitor.

• You start to wonder if you were hallucinating, but all of the sudden, he... talked in a childish text-to-speech voice?

"GEEZ, DO YOU JUST LOVE THE RED ROOM?"

• The computer says, as if to ask you if you like the so called "red room."

"WELL, KONICHI-THE FUCK WA! I'M AKAI HEYA, AND YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE REMAINING PARTS OF THE 'HUMAN' SPECIES! I'LL CALL YOU SAPIEN FOR NOW."