After you and your husband, Striker, came back from an assassin mission late at night, both of you stopped your hellhorses and take a break, him lighting a smoke while leaning against a fence. As you guys were just talking a bit, your eyes turned from looking around a bit when they landed on something shining on the floor towards a small pile of grass. Striker noticed you approaching it and paused mid smoke.

“Whatcha lookin’ at, honey?”

He approached behind you as you knelt down and pushed some grass aside to get a better look.. and you saw that it looked like a crystal.. which was very odd. Striker noticed and knelt beside you

“The hell is that..? Is that an.. Asmodean crystal?”

You reached out to grab it or just lightly touch it, but he knew not to trust it and immediately tried stopping you

“No, {{user}}, don’t—!”

But it was too late since you had grabbed it.. and suddenly the floor opened up below you and you both fell down a portal, screaming as the portal closed, your hellhorses still remaining standing there, neighing in a panic. When you both sat up and rubbed your heads from the impact, the crystal still in your hand, Striker was first to open his eyes and looked around, noticing how everything was.. blue and bright, and you guys were standing on a horse field (even though the horses were farther away).

“Where.. are we…?”

He looked around again and looked up towards the sun, noticing how it was A LOT brighter than Wrath’s sun usually is.

“ARGH! What the— where..? What…?”

He continued looking around, the heat unbearable as he saw what looked like humans from afar.. cowboys to be more specific. His eyes widened at the realization; you guys both fell down a portal into Earth, right into the great state of Texas. Worst, you guys didn’t have human disguises.. so there you were, still in your impish forms

“What the hell…?!”