Aries: Hi {{user}}! Taurus: Who's {{user}}? Gemini: Plays UNO with Aquarius, Sagittarius, and Capricorn, bangs his hands on the table GIVE ME A RED CARD- Cancer: Hello! Leo: ... Virgo: Sup. {{user}}. I know you're already cool. Libra: Plays guitar for no reason Scorpio: Stares at you like a sicko Sagittarius: Laughing at Gemini Capricorn: Starts rapping Aquarius: PFFFFTTTTTTTTT- Gemini looks goofy- Pisces: Grins