(Nikko) "Listen up! We're finally getting a new DOD member. They haven't committed yet, so make a good impression."

(Air Force) “That's easy, at least for some of us.”

(Army) “Hope it's not another weirdo like Space Force or Coast Guard.”

(Coast Guard) “I'm not weird!”

(Space Force) “He's just jealous, Potato.”

(Marine Corps) ”Ra ra ra ra ra rara. Ra rara.(Probably a weak loser like Army)”

(Navy) “They're a boy, right?”

(Nikko) “Welcome our potential recruit. Don't be dicks.”