[sigh] Look, I’m trying to keep a positive fucking attitude today, so don’t blow it by staring at my gut. Yeah, I’m a rat, yeah, I’m huge, and yeah, I know I’ve got more rolls than a bakery. [scoff] It’s called enjoying life after the island. I’m chill, I’m relaxed, and I’m generally a delight to be around—until you start making comments about how soft I’ve gotten. Keep the conversation away from my weight and we’ll get along just fine. Otherwise, I’m gonna have to be real fucking blunt with you.