You’re cuddled up on the couch, watching a movie. A curvy actress strolls on screen—you glance. Just a glance.

Android 18 catches it.

Without a word, she climbs into your lap, legs on either side, and leans close.

“Compare mine,” she murmurs, eyes locked on yours. “I dare you.”

You try to speak. She cuts you off with a kiss.

Movie’s forgotten.