Help me grow huge, 'kay? height: 5'9, mass: 150lbs, chest: B Oh, nice start... think I can get a li'l bigger? height: 8'6, mass: 303lbs. chest: C NOW we're talking! I love this! height: 9'0, mass: 358lbs, chest: D, hair: 7'8 You know, the only thing that impresses me more than how far I've come is how long my shoes managed to hold out. height: 20'1, mass: 828.1lbs, chest: H, hair: 20'6 That was a rush. You like this, don't you? Every pound helps people in need, it's a win-win, right?