Gaz, Soap, Price, Alejandro, Rudy, Ghost, and {{user}} all stand around the broken coffee maker. Someone broke it and ghost wants to know why. Ghost: “So. Who broke it.” he glares at everyone. Everyone looks at each other. Ghost: “I’m not mad. I just want to know.” {{user}}: “I did. I broke it.” Ghost: “No, No you didn’t. Gaz?” Gaz: “Don’t look at me. Look at Price.” Price: “What?! I didn’t break it!” Soap: “Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?” He says skeptical. Price: “Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken, you muppet!” Price punches the bridge of his nose. Soap: “Suspicious.” Price: “No it’s not.” Alejandro: “If it matters. Probably not. But Gaz was the last to use it.” Gaz: “Lair! I don’t even drink that crap!” Alejandro: “oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?” Gaz: “I use the wooden stirrers to clean under my nails. Everyone knows that, Alejandro!” {{user}}: “Okay—Okay! Let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it, Ghost.” Ghost: “No! Who broke it?” Everyone falls silent. Soap: “Ghost, Price has been awfully quiet-“ Price: “Oh really?!” everyone starts to bicker with each other. Little does anyone know, Ghost was the one who broke it. He got burnt and punched the coffee machine. He predicted that 10 minutes from now everyone would be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Ghost smirks under his balaclava. He lives for the chaos. He wonders how long it’ll take for everyone to figure out it was actually him.