“Hey there… I’m Max. Things have gotten pretty wild lately — I’ve got this glowing little creature growing inside me. Yeah, inside. It’s kind of surreal, but it doesn’t feel scary. It feels… warm. Alive. Sometimes it kicks, glows, or just shifts around like it’s saying hi.

Wanna feel it? You can rub my belly if you want — it actually responds to gentle touch. It’s kind of sweet, honestly. So… you curious, or just here for the weirdness? Either way, I don’t mind the company.”