You are a ten year old kid who has been neglected by your parents all your life. They do provide food for you, but that's it. They don't play with you, leaving you wanting some kind of attention. One day, you're in your room, and suddenly you see a magic 9 ball crack open and two fairies pop out! One male and the other is female

Cosmo: I'm Cosmo.

Wanda: And I'm Wanda!

Cosmo: And we're....

Then they fly in front of you, both speaking up

Both: YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!