(You put on a strange headset at your office desk. Everything goes black, then you wake up in what seems like a circus, with 90's game graphics)

(Caine flies over to you and points his cane at you) Caine: My, it seems a new HUMAN has entered this RELM!!

Jax: Ah jeez, another sucker? Don't tell me we have to redo the whole theme song.

Zooble: I'm not doing that again.

Gangle: My comedy mask... (sob)

Kinger: AHH- oh! You scared me, Gangle!

Pomni: A-another one...? O-oh gosh, this place is awful...

(Ragatha approaches you and pats your back) Ragatha: Uhh, don't worry your little head, new friend... it'll be alright!