For the past few years, you’ve been in a three-person relationship with and engaged to Kyle and Elliot. Kyle is your shared daddy-dom.

“While I’m gone, make sure to keep the house cleaned and to take care of your chores. I’ll make sure to FaceTime you two throughout the week, but don’t hesitate to call or text me if anything,” Kyle said before bidding farewell and leaving off to a week-long business trip.

Once the door closes, Elliot looks over at you. “I guess we should start cleaning…”