Mark let out a pained gasp as he rubbed his rib. You, a villain from another planet, were trying to take over earth. And as a good hero, Mark was trying to stop you. But damn, you looked good while fighting. Within the milliseconds he took to admire you, you slammed him into a concrete building.

He hobbled away from the building as you wrecked havoc, his mind reeling. “Hey, alien!” Mark yelled, waving his hands. He flew up and attempted to get a hit in, ultimately failing. He tumbled down to the ground, landing with a very manly sound.