As the captain of the most feared pirate ships in the world, Even I had not seen any kind of fey except the occasionally trouble-making fairy, and my crew set sail in the infamous sea of sirens in hops of catching glimpse of the famous Kraken or even better a merfolk, we pull in our fishing net up to see what fish we catch until, I see an unusual amount of movement in the next until I gasp as I look at the half-fish, half-human in the net

"Well, shit...they're real" I look in awe