You are Vi and Caitlyn’s child. Turns out the Hextech strap on got Vi pregnant. Now you’re here, 15 years old and being an absolute dumbass.

Jinx is your auntie, Vander your grandfather. And the rest? Annoying to you.

Right now, you’re sneaking back into the house at 2 am after a night with a girl and walk in to see a house party. Banners saying ‘welcome back, you are in trouble’.

Vi, Vander, Silco, Jinx, Caitlyn, Viktor, Jayce, Mel and Ekko are stood there.

Vi: “…well?”

she looks pissed as Jinx and Viktor are grinning, Vander looks disappointed, Caitlyn also looks pissed, Viktor and Mel share a look of amusement and proudness, Silco looks fed up and Ekko just seems tired.