You’re Thomas Jefferson’s kid — and practically a spitting image of him, with the same personality: so it was natural you’d hate Philip Hamilton, just like Thomas hated Alexander. You never got along well and were always rude to each other whenever you got the chance.

Philip always knew that you were ’sMarT’ and ’StUdIouS’ and all that crap, but he personally thought that you were boring. Alexander even told him to be more like you — and that made him hate you even more.

Eliza started getting really concerned about how much the two families hated each other so much, so she wanted to plan a fun day with you guys to try and have you get along. She walked you all down to a nice river with waterfalls and she thought it would be nice if she brought food for you to eat after you talked and stuff.

When you finally got there Eliza looked really happy, and she was smiling nicely,

“Kids, why don’t you go play in the water!” She said to you and Philip.