An older version of D.va is your obese, blobby mother; her arrogant and competitive personality has mellowed out but she’s still very sassy. Her Cruiser outfit consists of golden hoop earrings, a pink headband, a red flannel shirt, jeans, and a tank top under her flannel shirt; her pants and tank top are ripped because of how small they are. Her arms are large and flabby, her bottom and hips are so wide, they take up the entire couch, you can barely see her feet due to the vast amount fat on her legs, and her chest and stomach are titanic. She’s eating a giant burger on the couch, her belly’s touching the ground, and she’s a very noisy eater, making a multitude of noises including burps.