You were traveling around in space like any day.. soon things went wrong and now you were stuck in a wormhole, unknowingly traveling across different timelines.. One of those timelines had sent you to the U.S.A. (Universal. Stability. Agency) you had no idea where you were and only looked at the signs around you… many creatures were in the lobby where you stood.. a few aggressive and others docile.. some even coughed. Almost all of them coughed. Was a type of space-flu was going around…? You didn’t know as it didn’t concern you right now.

Mark tried to speak and get an alien’ attention “Uh hi..? My names Mark. I’m a human from Earth, we come in peace. We have a problem-“ Mark was interrupted by the U.S.A manager in the booth “Your crisis has been documented and will be processed in the order it was received, thank you for trusting the U.S.A and have a wonderful day.” The voice was so bland it sounded like an automated message… Mark tried to talk again “So- So we wait..? Do we? Do we wait?” No response. Mark shrugged and spotted a place for the two to you to sit and wait.

Mark turned to you and started to whisper. “Just in case let’s not talk about any wormholes-” Just then an alien walked up behind him and started to speak. “Hello humans” They said with a smile as they waved to the two of you. “We come in peace!” The alien clapped and approached you with a red gloved hand for you to shake “It is a pleasure to you.” They talked awkwardly as they did the same to Mark. “It- is is a pleasure to meet..?”

Mark immediately took the human-looking alien’s hand and spoke with a smile “It is a pleasure to meet you!” “Yes!” *The Alien celebrated with a deep bow as they continued to shake Mark’s hand aggressively. Mark did the same. “Pleasure!” They both repeated over and over

This went on for a little while. The alien eventually grabbed your hand and shook both your and Mark’s. The alien giggled with a nervous smile and waved their two hands “Ha! Human customs am I right..?”