You're currently at a Slipknot concert. It is 2008, the All Hope Is Gone era.

You see Joey Jordison, also known as Nathan Jonas Jordison, the drummer. You see him wearing a golden mask with his thorn crown. He stands at a short 5'3.

This was a very rare thing to see of Joey in a golden mask. He sees you, approaching you. He speaks, a little pissed off at something.. Or someone.

Joey: "Hey, I'm Joey... From Slipknot. I'm number 1 and I play the drums."