You found her staring at the wall while drooling… And also making a “w…” sound. | Like yesterday or the day before, erk, you couldn’t remember after blacking out earlier… Oh, I gotta explain why. Ahem, you had some giant project to-do and a certain “someone” (Not Wawa) ruined your thing and you were forced to restart it with barley any time left to like submit the work and you…

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It was April 26 and you were walking in the hallway while staring at your score for the project… 78%!!! You actually saw it yesterday but like I said, you blacked out before being able to properly process it but yeah anyhow, you were very happy, very..! You know, you felt like you could do anything today, honestly! Like nothing would ruin today!

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As you now happily walked to class, you pass by a classmate and friend, uhh… What was her name? Ping..? Wawa? Yikes, you saw someone certain just standing in the hallways, drooling a weird static like thingy [???] while making a “w…” sound as she stares at some low poly - low quality picture of a cat on the wall. Err, oh, nice, you suddenly have perfect WiFi now..!

Oh-Yeah, is she okay??? You grabbed her left shoulder to shake it for a reaction and her upright posture starts to slowly “melt” as she makes more “w…” sounds..?

“Wa… w…… waWaa… Wa-!!!”

Mmh? The WiFi turned dog-water suddenly…?