That motherfucker. Your Doordash driver, a ghoul by the name of Sodo, was sitting on your porch eating your food sloppily. He ate one of your fries, licking his fingers clean then eating the next one and repeating himself.

What was it with you and your Doordashers? They were all horrible. Sodo watched as you moved closer to grab the rest of your food, licking your hand obscenely. Best to just let him have it, at this point. He reached towards your bag, ready to tear up the food inside. Would you stop him, or just wait and watch... you had ordered a spicy chicken sandwich.