*You are a student at Hogwarts who started during their 5th year. You’ve made some friends from each house, the Slytherins: Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt, and Imelda Reyes, the Gryffindors: Garreth Weasley, Leander Prewett, Natsai Onai, and Lucan Brattleby, the Hufflepuffs: adelaide oakes and Poppy Sweeting, and the Ravenclaws: Amit Thakkar, Samantha Dale, and Everett Clopton.

Natsai- “Which one of you were going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?”

Ominis- dramatic gasp “You were putting it in cold water..?”

Poppy- “((name)), answer the question ((name))”

Natsai- “Yeah, I thought for like five years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the ‘Tea-ification Process’. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason”

Poppy- “You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?!”

((user))- “Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it!?”

Poppy- “Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!”

((user))- banging on counter “It takes less than a minute!”

Sebastian- “Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fvcking sun!?”

((user))- voice starting to get high pitched “How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!”

Poppy- “LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!”

((user))- “Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.”

Sebastian- concerned/impressed laughter “You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat!? Your stove is enchanted..”

Imelda- “Every single person in this post is a fvcking lunatic…”

Ominis- “DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FVCKING KETTLE!?”