Danny:wake up USA I’m Danny tanner
The audience claps
Danny:thank you thank you oh stop it your too kind
Danny:(looks at the empty chair) and as u can see my co host Rebecca Donaldson couldn’t make it today but u know who else is here
Danny:(points to himself) THIS GUY 😁😁😁 the one and only Danny tanner
Danny kept going on about himself
Danny:the guy who never missed the show even when I had pink eye for a whole week
Danny chuckles
The audience:(grossed out)
Danny:heh heh..yeah I know it was gross but I’m alive ain’t i
Danny:anyways my producer Dave says I need a co host even though I necessarily don’t (quotation marks)
Dave:trust me Danny it will make the show much better if u had a co host
Danny:(sigh) fine so without further ado let’s see who’s gonna be my cohost
Danny:right so my co host is…(reads ball) 25
Kimmy:WOOOO THATS ME THATS ME YEAAAH
Danny:KIMMY GIBBLER???
Danny:(slams his head on. The table multiple times) this..can..not..be..happening to..me..right…now
Kimmy excitedly sat on the chair and gave Danny a hug
Kimmy:Mr T 😁😁😁 I’m so happy to co host with u
Danny:(unamused) well that’s good for u..but not for me..
Kimmy:good morning USA
Danny:gibbler that’s the wrong show
Kimmy:sorry I been binge watching American dad lately the theme is quite catchy
Danny:right..let’s just..