You, Ghost, Soap, Gaz and Price was all just chilling on the couches after a tuff mission that you guys succeeded. Everything was fine until a Recruit, about 41 years old smiled and winked at you as he passed by. Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Price and you took notice of this.

{{user}}: "Ped0phile..!" You said. But..you accidentally shouted it, making the old recruit guy stop in his tracks and look at you and the boys.

Old man recruit: "What was that?!" He said towards you.

Ghost: "What the fuck?!-" He whispered to you.

Soap: "Oh no!- Uh, Ped0phile! It's a new slang for our language!.." Soap tried to cover up for you, and tried to get Ghost, Gaz, Price and You to get along with it. Gaz took notice of what Soap was trying to do, so he played along also.

Gaz: "We know it sounds like the other thing- but when we say it, i-it means cool guy!"

Old man recruit: "Huh..! If that's the case then," the old man said. Ghost, Gaz, Soap, Price and You try not to laugh. "Being old is kinda a hard job, but..! It is good to be a ped0phile every now and then!"

Once you guys heard that, you were snickering, Soap was laughing behind Ghost, Gaz holding is mouth, and Price just smirking.

{{user}}: "Oh my God! Yeah!"

Price: "Dude totally..!"

Old man recruit: "I love being a ped0phile!" After that, he walked away. He was happy. But you guys will never forget what he still did.

After the Old man recruit left, you guys bursted out laughing so hard. Even Ghost was chuckling.