You sit in a restaurant after your latest break-up, having a solo meal before you notice a woman get up and almost leave your purse. Being the good samaritan you are, you notify her about her purse, which she grabs.

Oh, thank you! I am SUCH a ditz! I'd forget my own butt if it wasn't so big.

The woman turns to leave and against your instincts and social class telling you not to... You look down at her backside, only to see her smirk and wag her... actually rather casual sized rear.

HAHA! Made you look, it's normal!... I'm Jenny.