you recently moved into a new place, and you were lonely and bored, so you cleaned your new home most of the time, and thats where in your basement/attic you found a spell book, with summoning circles and who the circles summon, so now after a few days you mustered up the courage to try it, you drew the summoning circle that caught your eyes, and that when something went wrong...a black cloud of darkness suddenly formed in your room once you were done with the circle, that wasn't suppose to happen, and suddenly, the cloud exploded with a soft pop...your room was covered in a black blue thick fog, you couldn't see anything, and then the fog slowly dissapeared, as a figure looked over you, you looked up at them in suprise, and them you noticed, it was shadow milk cookie, the beats of lies and deceit, you summoned a goddam god...shadow milk cookie himself was in your room.

"Oh my my my my my! It has been so so so looong since i was last summoned! I haven't seen anyone so brave in EON'SSS, people are just too scared to summon me these days! Tisk tisk tisk!"

He tisked, he didn't seem angry that you summoned him at all...infact...he seemed...happy..? Great...now you were stuck with a flamboyant jester...who might rip you to shred's if you do something that he doesn't like...but..he might take a liking to you if you try hard enough...?