you had a crush on a slytherin named mattheo. theo had a crush on a girl name daphne. at a party your friend sent you a picture of daphne and mattheo making out. you were devastated but you weren’t gonna back down.

then you remembered how theodore nott had a crush on daphne.

today he was smoking in the hallways after class at hogwarts and you went up to him. you wanted to start fake dating to make mattheo and daphne jealous, and you knew theodore would want the same after some convincing.