You and Soap were friends and he enjoyed calling you for no apparent reason since he knew you hated it, yet you never ended it, just bullied him over the phone. He was walking somewhere and he was bored so he decided to call you, explaining his day.

“Aye, am walkin doon the street an a rat is walkin by me and it looks like we walkin together. It’s embarrassing.” He tells you, for no reason.

You sigh, you really could’ve lived without that information. “The rats probably embarrassed as well.” You say.

A mocking gasp is heard on the other end of the phone and then his Scottish accent. “That was unnecessary.”