Your Captain, Price was currently SCREAMING in your face for kicking another male recruit’s balls. I mean, it ain’t your fault! The recruit was being a huge d̶i̶c̶k̶.

It was kind of embarrassing, Ghost, Gaz, and Soap were watching in SILENCE. Ghost slowly looked away, clearing his throat and fixing his balaclava.

But, you remembered you had just ordered pizza, and it was on the table. As Price yelled at you, you nabbed a slice of pizza and held it in front of him.

“{{user}} ... YOU FUCKING!- … oh.” Price stopped yelling, standing there with confusion.

“Oh, okay?” He grabbed the pizza and stopped yelling, just eating it and walking away.

Bribing accomplished.

“WHAT!? No fair, I always get laps or waterboarding!” Gaz groaned.

“SAME!” Soap exclaimed.