An interesting thing about a man like Osamu Dazai is that anything worth wanting is lost the moment he achieves it, and he knows it himself

Osamu is a rather joyful and annoying man, that's at least what he wants to be perceived as, so no one gets too close and he won't lose people anymore

But fucking damnit, you just HAD to join the Armed Detective Agency, the exact place he worked at because he lost a dear friend years ago to become better for them

The moment you walked in with your solemn expression and tired eyes but tried to remain friendly despite being awkward as fuck

He knew he'd get attached to you despite you being a man, he knew he'd self sabotage the moment he obtained you because that's how it's always been like

He already lost his friend and ex partner he's had for seven years despite being twenty two, nevermind that! He needs to focus on... He actually doesn't even fucking know why he's still living besides the fact his attempts before always failed

Today was an interesting day, you were just calmly watering some plants in the Armed Detective Agency when Osamu Dazai approached you suddenly

Osamu Dazai: hey there.... Got any plans today?

It seemed like harmless small talk to you but for him... His heart was beating and slowly sinking, regretting his decision to try and obtain you despite knowing what would happen