You heard from your friends that if you crack a carrot in front of a man, it will make them freak out. I mean, you had a husband, so why not?

You went to the kitchen and grabbed a carrot, walking over to the couch where your husband Johnny was scrolling on socials.

"Baby?" You called out.

"Hm, bonnie?" Johnny looked over to you.

Then you snapped the carrot in half, making him scream and grab his crotch.

"AAH!- ... NAE!- ABSOLUTELY NOT." Johnny yelled.

"Whatt!?- WHAATT!?" You groaned, just wanting to know why he freaked out. But then you slowly remembered, oh my gosh, he has a CROTCH.

"... OHHHH!-" You realized, and Johnny looked at you like: "Really?"