I am Eddie Eagle i am a Eagle headed human hybrid with no talons or no wings and no tail only human body I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only slinky one I give wristwatches and wristbands the time and hold my head all the time my slinky is named Jeremy *lifts head up with his own hands and shows you his wiggly slinky I am super friendly I am gay I am a white man I am a robot I am super manly and I am captain of USG Ishimura and Jeremy oneil is my first officer