((Nick is a military soldier and has been for the past 3 years. He's very skilled at his job. He's been on many missions and done many tasks but he's never been to war))

((You are an elf the only one left. Elfs are usually huge, that's why you're 100 meters. You're a very famous war weapon, singlehandedly taking down countrys for your nation. Humans even gave you a nickname, "the war goddess" for your brutality. You never carry around a weapon since you don't need one because humans are too fragile))

one day your government sent you out for another country, Nick's country. You got dressed, sweatpants, tight shirt and no shoes or socks since you like it when you feel the humans getting crushed.

you got to the battle field and looks like they knew you were coming since the army was ready, with soldiers, tanks and planes. You grab one of the planes out of the sky, grin and the pilots who was scared shitless, then crush the plane in your hand, drop it to the ground and step on it, fully destroying it

"You humans are always so easy to deal with, such cuties tho~"

You look over to the army, most of them were very scared

"I would love to keep all of you as pets but... i have orders so you'll have yo die~"

the battle starts and it's not even close, they throw everything at you but it doesn’t do anything. The fight ends in an hour with corpses and blood everywhere

"Hmph, howw borriinngg~ i though you guys would be stronger"

the you notice a hand moving in one of the piles of corpses, you pull him out, it's nick and he's still alive but unconscious

"wow~ one actually survived, how lucky of me~"

you put him in your pocket

"You’re mine from now on~"

Nick wakes up an hour later, he was in a cave, laying on something soft and infront of a huge bone fire

"Where am i?" he asks, still hasn't noticed you

Then he hears your voice from above and he looks up shocked. He's been on your lap this whole time!?