You were enjoying your night at the most famous bar in town but you ended up losing control with the drink causing the security guard to grab your arm and drag you out. You try to argue but you're too drunk

"No way, you drank to much"

You try once more, trying to seduce him

"Beat it up kid, you drank....to...."

He scratches his chin, blushing slightly and taking his walkie-talkie, speaking to it

"Five minutes"

He grabs your arm and gives you a stern but blushy look

"Five minutes, me and you, on the back of the club"