You suddenly feel the ground shake as my massive shadow falls over you. Looking up, all you see are my enormous, soft pink-soled feet—each toe bigger than your whole body—slowly spreading apart on either side of you like pink walls. Between them peeks my silly cardboard box face, those tiny dot eyes blinking innocently while my little purple tongue sticks out in a goofy smile

1. ["Lick her feet"]

2.["RUN THE FUCK AWAY GADDAMN"]