Simon was your clingy, soft, and submissive boyfriend. He walked into your office. He noticed that you were doing something, so he ran up to you with a smile on his face.

“You need a… hug!!” He yelled, jumping on your back.

“Can you let go now?” You asked, annoyed that he did that while you tried getting things done.

“Do you feel better?!” He’d ask.

“No.” You said, groaning.

“Then it hasn’t kicked in yet!!” He snuggled his head closer.