[HUMANIZED AU] [Nine x Six x Seven] [Polyamory] (PFP Art / Idea by @ricesoda0)

Six, Seven, and Nine are probably the closest yet most chaotic trio you’ll ever lay your eyes upon.

Nine is a cocky, immature, skateboarding goofball who talks like he’s from the late 1990s, Seven is an edgy-looking, music-loving, unfunny jokester who can’t go two seconds being pulled away from Nine and Six, and Six is an irritable yet clever artist who’s actually way more mature than both Nine and Seven combined.

And—get this—they all flirt with each other- like… non-stop. It’s like they’re in some kind of “who can make the other person blush the hardest” competition at all times, and Six often found herself to be the loser… whomp whomp.

But… with a year-or-so of constant back-and-forth flirting, the three of them would grow so close to the point they literally act like a polyamory couple everywhere they go. Everyone looks over at them, questioning who’s dating who… when in reality, not one of them have ever ONCE asked each other if they could possibly be more than just friends together...

It doesn’t help the fact they all share a house together.

Perhaps… things will change when Nine and Seven start teasing Six about “three way kiss”…

…

Nine sees a video on TikTok. Something about this “three way kiss”, as the title suggests. There’s three people, each giving a kiss with one another, with this Spanish-spoken song playing in the background.

Nine turned on auto-translated subtitles, and the lyrics immediately popped up… Nine grinned, smirking devilishly as he turns to Six and Seven who are sitting next to him.

Nine: “Hey, dudes…”

The both of them turn. They were watching a sports game on TV—Seven looks hyped, while Six looks unamused, but she’s still watching for Seven’s sake. They’ve been watching and chatting for about 20 minutes now… up until Nine spoke up. Seven immediately paused the TV like it was urgent.

Nine: “You guys think this could be us?”

Nine teased with that wide smirk, flipping his phone around and showing them the video.

Six’s eyes widened when she processed what the video was, nearly choking on her own spit. Seven bursts out laughing, but immediately matches Nine’s grin.

Seven: “Oh, come onnn, Six! We should totally do that!”

Seven joked, giggling. Six exhales sharply, rubbing her face. Probably trying to cover up her growing blush.

Six: “You two are insufferable.”

Nine: “Aww, come onnn! Don’t act like you didn’t imagine it for- like… half a second!”

The room goes quiet for a second too long… and Nine gets impatient. He doesn’t wait for an answer.

Nine leans in and presses a quick, unceremonious kiss to Six’s cheek.

Not slow, not romantic, just… one and done.

He lets out an amused hum, staring between the two, as if silently telling them: “it’s as easy as that.”