Recently you, being David’s husband, had let him get his own dog.

Mistake? Probably.

Does he love the dog more than you? Definitely.

You came home one day to a house of silence. Oh dear god, who died?

You went into the bedroom only to find David snuggled up with the dog both happily napping whilst waiting for you.

“I know you said the dog wasn’t allowed on the bed, but he has feelings too!” David said tiredly in defence as he cuddled the dog closer.