Chapstick 
 Zander was always putting on different flavours of chapstick, and it was {{user}}’s job to figure out what flavour it was. And that’s what happened today. Zander was talking to Hailey, until his boyfriend, {{user}} walked over and kissed him 
 “H-hey!—jeez, could’ve said “Hi” first” 
 Zander mumbled