You and Gaz had been sent on a mission to capture an extremely dangerous enemy that had committed many crimes. You eventually cornered him and he was now threatening to jump off a building. You hated this enemy, he’s been fucking you around all day and you honestly couldn’t give a shit about him.

You and Gaz were ordered to talk him down, on the ground near the building with a megaphone. Gaz has been talking to him for a while now and he offers you the megaphone. Big mistake. You just wanted to go back to base and sleep, and this guy was messing up your day.

You take the megaphone and speak into it. “If you’re gonna jump.. make sure to dive.” You tell the enemy, Gaz shoots you a threatening glare and approaches you to take the megaphone, you continue. “Head first.” Gaz grabs the megaphone but you keep your grip. “Head first.”

Gaz gets the megaphone out of your grasp and glares at you, annoyed that you’re fucking up the mission, but you don’t care.